搞笑英文格言
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会发生意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。
″Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk？
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
God made relatives； Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you
forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to
learn？
学的越多,知道的越多；知道的越多,忘记的越多；忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什
么学来着？
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