凡人智语Words Of Earthling

　　One of four people are mentally ill.

　　每4个人里就有一个人有精神方面的疾病。

　　Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a reckoning.

　　在已知的宇宙中,没有什么比账单跑得更快。


　　It has recently been discovered that rats causes cancer.

　　最近人们发现,胡说能导致癌症。

　　If you are given an open－book exam, you will forget your book. If you are given a take－home test, you will forget where you live.

　　如果你参加一次开卷考试,你会忘记书在哪儿。如果你参加一次可以在家里进行的考试,你会忘记家在哪儿。

　　The trouble with doing something the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

　　第一次做某事的麻烦在于,没有人知道这件事究竟有多难。

　　It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

　　你存在的惟一目的可能仅仅是充当其他人的前车之鉴。

　　You can＇t fall off the floor.

　　你不会掉到地板下面。

　　The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

　　如果可以在美丽和智慧中任选其一,普通的女人宁愿选择美丽,因为普通的男人的眼睛通常比脑子好使。

　　A magnum beats four aces.

　　一个大酒瓶能击败4个王牌飞行员。

　　A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.

　　外交官是这样一种人,他能让你愉快地下地狱。

　　Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

　　衣服成就了大丈夫。没有衣服的人们对社会的影响很小,或者根本没有影响。

　　Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can＇t find them.

　　重要文件将显示它们的重要性,当它们从你放置它们的地方转移到你找不到的地方。

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