10 Things Men Won't Say

　　Let's watch Lifetime!

　　Sex is overrated.

　　I don't want to go too far on the first date.

　　Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.

　　There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.

　　I'm glad I don't have a large penis.

　　My hips are too big.

　　Aw, can't we watch Oprah?

　　Does this suit make me look fat?

　　I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion

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