3Sick Soldiers 3个生病的士兵

　　An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks,″What＇s your problem, Sol dier？″″Chronic syphilis,Sir！″″What treatment are you get ting？″″Five minutes with the wire brush each day,Sir！″″What＇s your ambition？″″To get back to the front lines,Sir！″″Goodman！″says the Major. He goes to the next bed.″What＇s your problem, Sol dier？″″Chronic piles,Sir！″″What treatment are you get ting？″″Five minutes with the wire brush each day,Sir！″″What＇s your ambition？″″To get back to the front lines,Sir！″″Goodman！″says the Major. He goes to the next bed.″What＇s your problem, Sol dier？″″Chronic gum disease,Sir！″″What treatment are you get ting？″″Five minutes with the wire brush each day,Sir！″″What＇s your ambition？″″To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two,Sir！″

　　
　　一位军队里的主管去探望生病的士兵。他走近一个士兵,问道

　　士兵,你得了什么病？慢性梅毒,先生！医生怎样给你治疗？

　　每天使用金属刷子5分钟,先生！

　　你的目标是什么？重返前线,先生！好样的！主管说。主管走向第二张病床。士兵,你得了什么病？慢性痔疮,先生！医生怎样给你治疗？

　　每天使用金属刷子5分钟,先生！

　　你的目标是什么？重返前线,先生！好样的！主管说。主管走向第三张病床。士兵,你得了什么病？慢性牙龈炎,先生！医生怎样给你治疗？

　　每天使用金属刷子5分钟,先生！

　　你的目标是什么？

　　排在队列的最前面,在另外两个病人之前使用金属刷子,先生！

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