2 Women Stories 两个女人的故事
A woman says to a doctor,″Each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems tohurt.″The doctor says,″Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of thecup.″A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.
The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After15minutes of this, a lady－one of the woman＇s friends came over and asked what she was doing.″I＇mtrying to pop out this dent, but it＇s not really work ing.″″Duhou have to roll up the windows first！″
两个女人的故事
一个女子对医生说每次我喝咖啡时都会伤到眼睛。
医生说也许你应该先把勺子从杯子里拿出来。
一位女士把车撞了一个坑,于是就去修车。
修理工决定幽她一默。他告诉她,她只需把车开回家,然后从排气管里往车里吹气,直到凹陷处自己鼓起来。
The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After15minutes of this, a lady－one of the woman＇s friends came over and asked what she was doing.″I＇mtrying to pop out this dent, but it＇s not really work ing.″″Duhou have to roll up the windows first！″
两个女人的故事
一个女子对医生说每次我喝咖啡时都会伤到眼睛。
医生说也许你应该先把勺子从杯子里拿出来。
一位女士把车撞了一个坑,于是就去修车。
修理工决定幽她一默。他告诉她,她只需把车开回家,然后从排气管里往车里吹气,直到凹陷处自己鼓起来。
这位女士如法操作了15分钟。这时,她的一位女性朋友来拜访她,并问她在做什么。我正在试着让那个坑鼓起来,但这个办法似乎并不管用。嗯……你必须先把车窗摇上去！
您正在浏览的是2 Women Stories 两个女人的故事，收集在英语笑话jokes栏目内
上一篇：让男人害怕的五个问题 下一篇： 美女的头脑是用来工作的
最新图片画报更多more
更多more头条导读
更多more最新信息
- 11-19 who's heart is better谁的心更
- 11-19 save much more省下更多
- 11-19 excuse理由
- 11-08 The Donkey and the Lapdog驴和哈
- 11-08 fast asleep睡大觉
- 11-08 An old woman went to a superma
- 11-04 I'm a chicken我是一只鸡
- 11-02 A little girl:How Old Are You
更多more最新推荐
更多more全站热门
- 10-01 搞笑英语短信集
- 08-14 英语爱情短信
- 08-14 经典英文短信
- 08-14 最流行的英文短信
- 11-21 A big head 大脑袋
- 04-29 Men vs. Women 男人VS女人
- 08-14 英文爱情表白短信
- 10-09 校园喜剧 campus comedy
