A case for FBI

　　The phone rings at FBI headquarters.

　　"Hello, is this the FBI?"

　　"Yes it is ,What do you want ?" the voice replies.

　　"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana (大麻)in his firewood (柴火堆)," the man says.

　　"we will investigate," say the FBI agent.

　　ON the next day, the FBI goes to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood find no marijuana ,curse at Tom and leave.

　　The phone rings at Tom's house.

　　"Hey, Tom ! Did the FBI come and chop your firewood?"

　　"Year they did." Tom answers.

　　"OK, now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."

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