Congratulations! 恭喜你！

I'd like you to come right over," a man phoned an undertaker, " and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife."

"Your wife!" gasped the undertaker, "Didn't I bury her two years ago?"

"You don't understand," said the man, " You see I married again."

"Oh," said the undertaker, "Congratulations!"

Note:

undertaker: 殡仪馆老板

gasp: 喘着气说。

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