Little Old Lady 小老太太

A young man was walking through a super market to pick up
a few things when he noticed an old lady following him.

"Pardon me," she said. "I'm sorry if my staring at you
has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look
just like my son, who died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there
anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "as I'm leaving, would you say
'Goodbye, mother?' It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out,"Goodbye, Mother!" Then, as he stepped up to the　checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.00. "How can that be?" he asked. "I only purchased a few things!"

The clerk replied, "Your mother said you'd pay for her."

参考译文：
一名十六岁少年穿过一个超级市场的时候，他看到一个老太太追随他。

"对不起， "她说。 "我很抱歉，如果我的凝望你已使你感到不舒服。只是你看就像我的儿子，他最近去世" 。

"我很抱歉" ，回答了青年男子" ，有什么我可以为您做" ？

"是的， "她说， "当我离开的时候，你会不会说'再见了，妈妈呢？这会令我感到好多了。 "

"肯定回答说： "年轻的男子。

由于老妇人离开时，他要求的那样， "再见，妈妈！ "然后，他抓紧柜台付帐，他看到了他的总数是127.00美元。 "怎么能这样" ？他问道。 "我只购买了几件东西" ！

柜台回答说： "你妈妈说你支付自己" 。

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