Don't argue with the children不要与孩子们争论

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
一个小女孩和她的老师在说鲸鱼。

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it　was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
老师说，鲸鱼不可能吞了一个人，因为，即使这是一个非常大的哺乳动物，它的喉咙是非常小。

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
小女孩说，Jonah被一条鲸鱼吞噬。

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could　not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.
老师恼火的重申鲸鱼不能吞下一个人身体是不可能的。

The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I　will ask Jonah."
小女孩说， "好吧，当我到达天堂，我会问约拿" 。

The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah　went to Hell?"
老师问，反讥道： "什么，如果约拿到地狱呢" ？

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
小女孩回答说： "那你问他" 。
(呵呵，看懂没？最后一句小女孩回答真幽默哦，言下之意老师会去地狱)

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