Men vs. Women 男人VS女人

这篇文章从几个角度分析男女的不同，呵呵

COMPARING NICKNAMES比较昵称
　　If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
　　If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
　　EATING OUT外出就餐
　　When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
　　When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
　　MONEY金钱
　　A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
　　A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
　　BATHROOMS浴室
　　A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
　　The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337... A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
　　ARGUMENTS论据
　　A woman has the last word in any argument.
　　Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
　　CATS猫科动物
　　Women love cats.
　　Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
这条有意思：妇女爱的猫。 男子说，他们爱的猫，不过，当妇女不看，男人踢猫。
　　FUTURE未来
　　A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
　　A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
　　SUCCESS成功
　　A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
　　A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
一个成功的男人是一人可使更多的钱给他的妻子花。
一个成功的女人是一个可以找到这样的男人的人。哈哈这两句幽默、讽刺
　　MARRIAGE婚姻
　　A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
　　A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
　　DRESSING UP打扮
　　A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
　　A man will only dress up for weddings and funerals.
　　NATURAL自然
　　Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
　　Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
　　OFFSPRING后代
　　Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
　　A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
　　THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no sense in two people remembering the same thing.

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